Attention all human handlers of four-legged secret agents! The Canine Intelligence Agency® is recruiting new members for our elite network of dog enthusiasts. Are you ready to join the ranks of the most tail-wagging, treat-dispensing, belly-rubbing humans around?
As a CIA Member, you’ll receive:
- Top-secret dossiers on the latest chew toys and gourmet kibbles
- Classified briefings on advanced techniques and park strategies
- Covert updates on new intel about Canine Intelligence Agency®
To enlist in our pack, fill out this Bone-afide Handler Application below.
Remember, in the CIA, every dog has its day… and every human gets to clean up after it!
Join now, and together we’ll protect the world from the sinister plots of mailmen and vacuum cleaners everywhere!