Attention all Canine Intelligence Agency operatives,
This is a classified communiqué. Please ensure you’re alone and not being followed by any feline agents before proceeding.
Mission Update: We’re initiating a new phase of Operation Content Expansion. Our intelligence network is growing, and we’re deploying a Substack channel to disseminate high-level canine behavioral analysis.
New Communication Protocols
Effective immediately, we’re implementing a two-pronged communication strategy:
- WordPress (Current Secure Channel): This will remain our primary hub for general updates and critical mission briefings. Stay vigilant and check regularly for new intel drops.
- Substack (New Covert Channel): We’re launching a deep-cover operation on Substack. This will be our base for long-form intelligence reports, in-depth behavioral analyses, and exploratory content on all aspects of canine operations. Expect classified insights that go beyond the scope of our general briefings.
Reasons for Substack
Our analysts have identified several strategic advantages to this expansion:
- Enhanced Deep Cover Operations: Substack provides optimal conditions for extensive field reports and nuanced tactical discussions without compromising our main base of operations.
- Direct Agent Communication: For operatives who require immediate access to our latest intelligence, Substack offers secure, direct-to-inbox transmission of classified information.
- Improved Field Operative Engagement: The Substack platform allows for more seamless interaction on our most classified reports. We anticipate this will lead to more robust strategy sessions among our agents.
New Operative Instructions
Here’s what these new protocols mean for you, agent:
- Mission Briefings: Continue to monitor this WordPress site for all essential updates and announcements regarding CIA operations.
- Classified Reports: To access our most sensitive intelligence on canine behavior and training, you’ll need to establish a secure connection with our Substack channel. Follow these steps:
- Infiltrate our Substack outpost at: https://canineintelligenceagency.substack.com/
- Input your designated contact email in the secure subscription field
- Initiate the ‘Subscribe’ protocol
- For mobile operations, download our secure communication app:
- iOS operatives: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/substack/id1581650857
- Android operatives: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.substack.app&hl=en_US
Remember, agent, knowledge is power in our ongoing mission to understand and enhance canine behavior. Stay alert, stay informed, and may your treats be ever plentiful.
This message will self-destruct in 5…4…3… (just kidding, this is a blog post).
Woof and out,
Your CIA (Canine Intelligence Agency) Handler